Tuesday, February 23rd, 2016
Laughing has huge health benefits and as you all know, one of the best feeling sin the world is a good old deep rooted belly laugh:-
Health benefits include:-
(J) What do you call Postman Pat on a strike?
(J) My mate Gav died the other day of heartburn. It is just so sad that Gav-is-gone
(J) Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
(J) Snake 1: ‘Are we poisonous?1
Snake 2: ‘I don’t know, why?’
Snake 1: ‘I just bit my lip.’
(J) Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.
(J) I’m in a Chinese restaurant and this duck comes up with a red rose and says: “Your eyes sparkle like diamonds.” I said “Waiter, I asked for a-Romantic Duck.”
(J) I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said: “Are you two an item?”
(J) When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic
(J) Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.
You have my Word.
(J) My wife accused me of being immature, I told her to get out of my fort
(J) Personal Ad-looking for love;
I am a sensitive man whom you can open your heart to,
share your innermost thought and deepest secrets.
Confide in me. I’ll understand your insecurities.
No fatties, please
For more jokes and fun check out Kathryn and the team for all your conveyancing services